January 2012
90 posts
bowiesnippleantennae:
nutallen:
If ACTA will let someone to spy on what I do, I’m going to make them watch gay porn all day every day for at least a week until they give up.
and then I will continue to watch gay porn.
thats okay uni
i really appreciate the $131 upfront fee you’re tacking onto the cost of art supplies / textbooks and every other expense I pay to be there instead of adding it to my HECS bill just because the government said you can.
I’m glad you knew that I’m loaded and have the money to pay that in the next few weeks thanks ok.
jesus christ i wanna burger
I’m sorry if my skin was cold
like granite, still unworn
from the harshest of storms and
the darkest spits and sprays of the ocean
catching your sweater and fraying your fibres
causing the smallest holes
you left unnoticed
into irreparable gashes that
weep like
a mourning mother.
I’m sorry that I
am not really all that sorry at all.
and I sit and wonder what it would be like to be able to wake up one morning and be gone. Vanish completely from the life I’ve always known and start up somewhere new, like Sweden or Laos or Peru. If I could get on a plane without saying goodbye and vanish from plain sight, without a whisper or note or a see you again soon. Maybe I could learn a new language, become a gaffer and live a quiet...
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laurenwinzer:
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK.
i just want a roommate please someone help me get out for fucks sake.
i don’t feel nice tonight and want someone to spoon me and tell me I smell nice and rub my back ok.
never-worn-a-kilt asked: i love you more than life <3
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Anonymous asked: alex monroe. ya bluddy idiot!
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ooooops getting yelled at because I let the skip bin guy put the bin in our drive way and now we can’t park the cars hehehehhehehehe woops.
Candy Panties: sterrre:... →
sterrre:
alexandrargh:
sterrre:
alexandrarghがあなたの投稿を「スキ!」と言っています: skyward sword is too hard
i’ve spent two hours
on the first two rooms
of the very first dungeon.
i know i whinged that twilight princess was too easy but gdi nintendo i didn’t mean to make me feel like an idiot.
if it makes you…
outside? in Australia? there’s way too many dangerous things out there, like bugs and...
Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
sterrre:
alexandrargh:
sterrre:
alexandrargh:
srsly, it’s like 10% you, score.
it’s because i’m so wonderfully amazing, isn’t it?
Well now I don’t want to give you a big head or anything…..
but yes. My answer is yes, a hundred times yes.
good. I am pleased by this. And don’t worry, Nintendo is doing a fine job of deflating my ego. I left the Wii on before I came to the computer,...
sterrre:
alexandrarghがあなたの投稿を「スキ!」と言っています: skyward sword is too hard
i’ve spent two hours
on the first two rooms
of the very first dungeon.
i know i whinged that twilight princess was too easy but gdi nintendo i didn’t mean to make me feel like an idiot.
if it makes you feel even remotely better I spent eight hours doing a single quest on Skyrim the other day and I didn’t even...
Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
sterrre:
alexandrargh:
srsly, it’s like 10% you, score.
it’s because i’m so wonderfully amazing, isn’t it?
Well now I don’t want to give you a big head or anything…..
but yes. My answer is yes, a hundred times yes.
Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
srsly, it’s like 10% you, score.
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
rats-in-the-walls:
murderousmarie:
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
I just snorted
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
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best phone catch ups with the best mate.
Please, just take away everything that makes me happy and be done with it. You’re doing so well at it now, so just finish what you’ve started and leave me the fuck alone.
i miss you come home please.
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lochlanfuckingallen asked: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!
lochlanfuckingallen:
k3lso replied to your post: k3lso replied to your post: Don’t get drunk with…
Ah okay. Thought it was actually your nudes.
Why would you even be looking for my nudes?? Hahahaha
FOUND YOU, YOU DISGUSTING CUNTS! aaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
friend of mine made me join a dating site, this is...
alexandrargh:
Apparently people from South Korea love me, bring on da azn hottiez.
quick update I have fifteen messages on this thing omg this is too fucking hilarious I don’t even know what to do
friend of mine made me join a dating site, this is...
Apparently people from South Korea love me, bring on da azn hottiez.
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what the fuck is wrong with me.
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I'm not leaving my house unless it's for work or...
Seriously, I hate you all and you can all please get the fuck out now.
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ok there was an eight legged mate in my hair
it was tiny though so i bet it’s mother is now in the back of my head somewhere laying eggs