January 2012
90 posts
bowiesnippleantennae: nutallen: If ACTA will let someone to spy on what I do, I’m going to make them watch gay porn all day every day for at least a week until they give up. and then I will continue to watch gay porn.
Jan 27th
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thats okay uni
i really appreciate the $131 upfront fee you’re tacking onto the cost of art supplies / textbooks and every other expense I pay to be there instead of adding it to my HECS bill just because the government said you can.  I’m glad you knew that I’m loaded and have the money to pay that in the next few weeks thanks ok.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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jesus christ i wanna burger
Jan 25th
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I’m sorry if my skin was cold like granite, still unworn from the harshest of storms and the darkest spits and sprays of the ocean catching your sweater and fraying your fibres causing the smallest holes you left unnoticed  into irreparable gashes that weep like a mourning mother.  I’m sorry that I am not really all that sorry at all. 
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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and I sit and wonder what it would be like to be able to wake up one morning and be gone. Vanish completely from the life I’ve always known and start up somewhere new, like Sweden or Laos or Peru. If I could get on a plane without saying goodbye and vanish from plain sight, without a whisper or note or a see you again soon. Maybe I could learn a new language, become a gaffer and live a quiet...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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ListenHappy You’re Gone- Placebo
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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WatchWatch
laurenwinzer: HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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i just want a roommate please someone help me get out for fucks sake. 
Jan 22nd
i don’t feel nice tonight and want someone to spoon me and tell me I smell nice and rub my back ok. 
Jan 22nd
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never-worn-a-kilt asked: i love you more than life <3
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Anonymous asked: alex monroe. ya bluddy idiot!
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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ooooops getting yelled at because I let the skip bin guy put the bin in our drive way and now we can’t park the cars hehehehhehehehe woops. 
Jan 19th
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Candy Panties: sterrre:... →
sterrre: alexandrargh: sterrre: alexandrarghがあなたの投稿を「スキ!」と言っています: skyward sword is too hard i’ve spent two hours on the first two rooms of the very first dungeon. i know i whinged that twilight princess was too easy but gdi nintendo i didn’t mean to make me feel like an idiot. if it makes you… outside? in Australia? there’s way too many dangerous things out there, like bugs and...
Jan 19th
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Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
sterrre: alexandrargh: sterrre: alexandrargh: srsly, it’s like 10% you, score.  it’s because i’m so wonderfully amazing, isn’t it? Well now I don’t want to give you a big head or anything….. but yes. My answer is yes, a hundred times yes.  good. I am pleased by this. And don’t worry, Nintendo is doing a fine job of deflating my ego. I left the Wii on before I came to the computer,...
Jan 19th
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sterrre: alexandrarghがあなたの投稿を「スキ!」と言っています: skyward sword is too hard  i’ve spent two hours on the first two rooms of the very first dungeon. i know i whinged that twilight princess was too easy but gdi nintendo i didn’t mean to make me feel like an idiot. if it makes you feel even remotely better I spent eight hours doing a single quest on Skyrim the other day and I didn’t even...
Jan 19th
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Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
sterrre: alexandrargh: srsly, it’s like 10% you, score.  it’s because i’m so wonderfully amazing, isn’t it? Well now I don’t want to give you a big head or anything….. but yes. My answer is yes, a hundred times yes. 
Jan 19th
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Hey Sterre I figured your return to Aus was the...
srsly, it’s like 10% you, score. 
Jan 19th
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There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
rats-in-the-walls: murderousmarie: We steal the Declaration of Independence. I just snorted OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
Jan 19th
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best phone catch ups with the best mate. 
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Please, just take away everything that makes me happy and be done with it. You’re doing so well at it now, so just finish what you’ve started and leave me the fuck alone.
Jan 17th
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i miss you come home please.
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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lochlanfuckingallen asked: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!
Jan 11th
lochlanfuckingallen: k3lso replied to your post: k3lso replied to your post: Don’t get drunk with… Ah okay. Thought it was actually your nudes. Why would you even be looking for my nudes?? Hahahaha FOUND YOU, YOU DISGUSTING CUNTS! aaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
Jan 11th
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friend of mine made me join a dating site, this is...
alexandrargh: Apparently people from South Korea love me, bring on da azn hottiez. quick update I have fifteen messages on this thing omg this is too fucking hilarious I don’t even know what to do 
Jan 10th
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friend of mine made me join a dating site, this is...
Apparently people from South Korea love me, bring on da azn hottiez.
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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what the fuck is wrong with me. 
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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I'm not leaving my house unless it's for work or...
Seriously, I hate you all and you can all please get the fuck out now. 
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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ok there was an eight legged mate in my hair
it was tiny though so i bet it’s mother is now in the back of my head somewhere laying eggs
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
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